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Faux Selfie Questionnaire

Updated: Sep 23, 2019

1. Full Name: Guy Fieri

2. Zodiac Sign: Libra

3. Three Fears: Unseasoned Food, Aliens, Hairy Fingers

4. Three Things I Love: Diners, Drive Ins, and Dives

5. 4 Turn-Ons: Dynamite Sandwiches, Frosted Tips, Chipotle Aioli, Fire

6. 4 Turn-Offs: Soggy Buns, Cold Fries, Unwashed Hands, Soul Patches

7. My Best Friend: Iron Chef Bobby Flay

8. Sexual Orientation: Anyone who knows how to smoke a good brisket

9. Best First Date: Visiting several restaurants and eating only a few bites out of several dishes

10. Height: 5’ 10”

11. What I Miss: TGI Friday’s Original Menu

12. What Time Was I Born: Sometime in the morning

13. Favorite Color: Red, like my Camaro

14. Do I Have a Crush?: No, I’m more of a Fanta guy

15. Favorite Quote: “Holy Moly, Stromboli!”

16. Favorite Place: Flavor Town

17. Favorite Food: I love all greasy food

18. Do I Use Sarcasm?: What do you think?

19. What I’m Listening to Right Now: Baby Back Rib Mukbang (ASMR)

20. First Thing I Notice in a New Person: Lack of grease stains on their clothes

21. Shoe Size: US 7.5

22. Eye Color: Blue

23. Hair Color: Icy Blonde (It’s Natural)

24. Favorite Style of Clothing: Black button-ups with flame decals

25. Ever Done a Prank Call?: I haven’t, but I get them done to me quite a bit

26. Color of underwear I am Wearing Right Now: Tighty Whities

27. Meaning Behind my URL: What’s a URL?

28. Favorite Movie: America on a Plate, the Story of the Diner (2011)

29. Favorite Song: Beat It - Michael Jackson

30. Favorite Band: Tenacious D

31. How I Feel Right Now: Hungry

32. Someone I Love: My Mother

33. My Current relationship Status: It’s Complicated

34. My Relationship with My Parents: Best roommates ever!

35. Favorite Holiday: Thanksgiving… duh

36. Tattoos and Piercings I have: My hoop earrings, and my ‘Namaste Mermaid’ tattoo

37. Tattoos and Piercings I want: The Triple D Logo on my lower back

38. Reason I Joined Tumblr: To troll amateur cooking blogs

39.Last Book I Read: How to Grill: The Complete Illustrated Book of Barbecue Techniques, A Barbecue Bible!

40. Do I Get ‘ Good Morning’ or ‘Good Night’ Texts?: No, but I always make sure to send them

41. Have I Kissed the Last Person I Texted?: Yeah, I kiss my mom goodnight every night

42. Last Time I Held Hands: August 13th, 2013

43. How Long it Takes me to get Ready in the Morning: Two hours, this hair doesn’t spike itself

44. Have I Shaved my Legs in the Past Three Days?: No, it’s been about four

45. Where am I Right Now: Laying in bed, wbu?

46. Who Takes Care of me when I’m Drunk?: No idea, I normally just wake up in a park somewhere

47. Best Volume to Listen to Music: Loud enough to hear when I have the top down in the Camaro

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